Robot Juice is the ultimate ficticious bicycle and motorcycle lubricant oils.
Bike Oil
Stops and protects against rust, reduces friction on moving parts and is essential on any cycle.
Dry Lubricant
Perfect chain lubricant for dry road riding. Resists water penetration and wash-off easily.
Wet Lubricant
A thick, heavy duty lube designed to stick to the chain in wet conditions. Ideal for extreme weather and long distance riding.
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Competition
Win absolutely nothing by entering this extremely expensive competition. Robot Juice will not send you a full range of our cycling and motorcycle oils and lubricants as we do not exist. But just for fun.
Which Film is our address made up from?
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